THE GOOD THE BAD AND IT WAS DEFINITELY OVER THE LINE-HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because Eli Wallach was 98 and Geoff Hurst was 72 over the weekend.
THE CATEGORIES

- Sam Winnall (Scunthorpe United) – 9 goals in his last 23 games in all competitions, and 2 in the last 3 games – Didnt play
- Danny Kedwell (Gillingham) – 10 in 23 – FAILED!
- Rory Loy (Falkirk) – 9 in 19 – FAILED!

FAILED!

Angel (Ángel Martínez Cervera) coming on as a substitute in the 67th minute, gets two yellows in a space of three and a half minutes…and it’s an early bath on 87. Mind you, this being Blackpool, the bath was already fairly crowded! Total time on the field – 20 minutes 9 seconds.

Paul Ince (back from his stadium ban) – 1 nil up, 5-1 down, and 8 men left on the field as his side get a Good Seeing-to from Derby

FAILED – despite the lower age-limit

FAILED

- Chris: Plymouth Argyle v Welling United on 21 min at 3-0. Full-time score 3-1. FAILED!
- Howard: Kidderminster Harriers v Newport County on 45 in at 3-0. Finished 4-2. FAILED!
- Barney: Alfreton Town v Luton on 14min at 0-3. Full-time score 5-0. GUB!!!
Miscellany –
David Mooney sent off for 2 bookings in stoppage time in Orient’s game at Walsall. Wonder if he bared his…etc…
Also worthy of a mention was Spartans of the Lowland League, who beat Selkirk 11-2. That’s a Dry Wyngarde, folks!
The Results
Joey O’Brien (West Ham United) og, Isaiah Osbourne (Blackpool), Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town), David McGoldrick (Ipswich Town), Danny Pugh x2 (Leeds United),
Michael Morrison (Charlton Athletic) og
Jeff Hughes (Fleetwood Town), Danny Andrew (Macclesfield Town), Lee Frecklington (Rotherham United),
Scott Rendell (Woking)
Kyle Bartley (Birmingham City), Anthony Stokes (Celtic), Steve Sidwell (Fulham), Jay GOAL MACHINE Emmanuel-Thomas (Bristol City), Marouane THIS IS NOT A MISPRINT Chamakh (Crystal Palace), Guy ‘NOOOOOOOOO!’ Demel (West Ham United) og,
Luke ‘HOW MANY MORE?’ Freeman
Kyle Bartley (Birmingham City), Craig Beattie (Dundee),
Chris Robertson (Port Vale), Anthony Stokes (Celtic)