THE SUPERGIRL’S BORING GIRLIE SHOW HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the birthdays of Supergirl actress Helen Slater (51), Girlie Show presenter Sara Cox (40) and boring TV pundit Paul Robinson (36)
Note – This edition has been pieced together from fragments sourced from the far-flung corners of the globe, whispers, rumours and guesswork. Also may be updated later…
THE CATEGORIES
No real Categories as such were to be found, however, there was one footnote:
It Don’t Mean Nothin’
Leon Clarke banging one in against one of his ex clubs, Sheffield Wednesday.
Miscellany
None (see above). But did you know that it’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA? No? Well, now you do…
The Results
Chris Eagles (Bolton Wanderers)
Kenwyne Jones (Cardiff City)
Leon Clarke (Wolverhampton Wanderers) – counting double against his old team
Mickael Antoine-Curier (Hamilton Academical)
Miguel Llera (Scunthorpe United)
Reda Johnson (Coventry City)
Ross Barkley (Everton)
Vadaine Oliver (Mansfield Town on loan from Crewe Alexandra)
Lewin Nyatanga (Barnsley)
Nicky Ajose (Crewe Alexandra, on loan from Leeds United
Harry Arter (Bournemouth)
Jordan Cook (Walsall) x2
Leon Clarke (Wolverhampton Wanderers)
Miguel Llera (Scunthorpe United)
Yann Kermorgant (Bournemouth)
Anthony Stokes (Celtic)
Luke Ayling (Bristol City)
Robin van Persie (Manchester United)
Anthony Stokes (Celtic)
Billy Clarke (Bradford City)
David Cotterill (Birmingham City)
OVERALL RESULT: NO-ONE ELSE IN THIS ONE – A MASSIVE WIN FOR CHRIS AND THE OWLS!