THE ‘FEAR OF WITHNAIL’S TOAST’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Lily Allen – (30) [cause to celebrate?!?], Withnail & I director Bruce Robinson (69)….ooer… and Matt Berry (41) who was indeed the Toast of London.
THE CATEGORIES
Zinger
Now this is more like it………
“A Duff tackle from Michael” (Chris, as Michael Duff gets sent off for Burnley)
“He’s scored ‘Ogen'” (Howard)…last week’s almost-Local Boy Makes Good, Junior Ogen appears to be something of a beast in front of goal…
Barney: ‘Raven makes his boss go mad’. SImon Raven, presumably… Not Mike, the ex-DJ and star of “Crucible of Terror” and “Lust For A Vampire”
He Sh*ts Goals
Kevin Ellison (Morecambe) – NO
Dominique Malonga (Hibernian) – TICK!
Jed Wallace (Portsmouth) – NO
Known To The Authorities
Nothing. Like those witnesses who disappear….who was it…Raheem X who plays for Liv******? (Censored due to high-priced legal intervention)
Are You My Fag?
No. Now get back in the Commons…
Claridge Clock
Veteran Jamie Cureton (described as “playing when his strike partner wasnt even born yet”) – 18 clubs
Darwinism In Action
Not much action this week,though…
Born In Burberry
Nuffink bruv.
Stealth Gub
Weirdly, nothing listed, which I can only count as an omission (Barney was er… tired and emotional)
Miscellany
The cupboard is bare again this week. We need more ‘A’ Trialists!
The Results
Chris Lines (Bristol Rovers, on loan from Port Vale)
Darren Potter (Milton Keynes Dons)
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town) x2
Jon-Paul McGovern (Ayr United)
Jordan Spence (Milton Keynes Dons) – og
Marcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Rob Jones (Doncaster Rovers)
Tom Soares (Bury)
Alex Pritchard (Brentford)
Kieran Agard (Bristol City) x2
Kwesi Appiah (Cambridge United)
Reuben Reid (Plymouth Argyle)
Harry Arter (Bournemouth)
Marcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Tom Soares (Bury)
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Bristol City) x2
Nico Yennaris (Wycombe Wanderers, on loan from Brentford)
Andy Butler (Doncaster Rovers) – og
Billy Clarke (Bradford City)
Dominic Poleon (Oldham Athletic)
John Egan (Gillingham)
Jon-Paul McGovern (Ayr United)
Phil Jagielka (Everton)
Ryan Cresswell (Northampton Town)
Seamus Conneely (Accrington Stanley)
Stephen Quinn (Hull City)