THE Worf’s lust for life – chocolat HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Michael Dorn (65), Kirk Douglas (101!) and Dame Judi Dench (83).
THE CATEGORIES
Zinger
None saved (again!)…so…..you asked for it – “Kelvin [Etuhu]’s goal has certainly raised the temperature [within Rodney Parade]”
The Dread Hand of Barney
Nothing listed…possibly the players selected no longer exist in our universe…
Stealth Gub
Gubless again. Tony will be revolving in his grave…
Miscellany
Nothing here – only an empty space. There’s nothing to see. Come on, move along…
The Results
Joe Bennett (Cardiff City on loan from Aston Villa)
Leon Clarke (Sheffield United)
Vadaine Oliver (Morecambe)
Will Buckley (Bolton Wanderers)
David Ball (Rotherham United) x2
Dwight Gayle (Newcastle United)
Lee Tomlin (Cardiff City)
Toumani Diagouraga (Plymouth Argyle)
Leon Clarke (Sheffield United)
Myles Weston (Ebbsfleet United)
Scott Sinclair (Celtic) x2
Josh Rees (Bromley)
Sebastian Larsson (Hull City)
Dominic Poleon (Bradford City)
John Egan (Brentford)
Matt Kilgallon (Bradford City)
Scott Boden (Wrexham)
Stefan Scougall (St Johnstone)
Steve Davies (Rochdale)