THE ‘hetty wainthropp investigates quinn mallory’s lethal weapon’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Patricia Routledge (89), Jerry O’Connell (44) and Rene Russo (64). And me (21).
THE CATEGORIES
Zinger
Today’s desperate effort is…. “Alan’s goal {for Preston North End} has Browne’d off the Wolves fans”. And that was one of the better efforts…
The Dread Hand of Barney
Still en vacance, and as enigmatic as ever…
Stealth Gub
Rumoured to have lost his voice. Well, you don’t see him around much.
Miscellany
Another complete shot in the dark – again no notes at all from Barney for this one. Still, did you know that this week, in 1854, the UK recognised the Orange Free State? I thought not !
The Results
Jimmy Smith (Crawley Town)
Richard Wood (Rotherham United)
Jonathan Edwards (Woking on loan from Hull City)
Jonson Clarke-Harris (Coventry City on loan from Rotherham United)
Luke James (Woking)
Kieran Agard (Milton Keynes Dons)
Scott Rendell (Aldershot Town)
Joe Pigott (AFC Wimbledon)
Richard Wood (Rotherham United)
Simon Walton (Sutton United)
Conor Sammon (Partick Thistle on loan from Heart of Midlothian)
Jamie Murphy (Rangers on loan from Brighton and Hove Albion)
John-Joe O’Toole (Northampton Town)
Mark Yeates (Eastleigh)
Michael Tonge (Port Vale)
Ryan Flynn (St Mirren)
Shaun Miller (Crewe Alexandra on loan from Carlisle United)
Simon Walton (Sutton United)
Steve Davies (Rochdale)