THE ‘boxer tees off on Someone Like You’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Kell (not Kelly, sadly) Brook (33), Rory McIlroy (30) and Adele (31. Skyfawwwwwl).

Barney: “That own goal was all down to Mee” [Burnley’s Ben Mee helped Everton to a 2-0 win]
Chris: [Pass]
Howard: “[Aaron] Pierre scores for Northampton Town. Was he Lucky ?” [As it turns out, yes – Northampton won away at Oldham Athletic 5-2] or “Joe Grayson scored. Was he as happy as Larry?” [Again, yes – his Grimsby Town side beat Crewe Alexandra 2-0]
So, for the penultimate time this season, it was David Turnbull at Motherwell, Lukas Jutkiewicz at Birmingham City and Jamal Lowe at Portsmouth hoping for end of season mercy from the unknown….
And the results are coming in on the Vidiprinter (RIP) – Yes, one goal (oops!), No, and No. Early signs of The Beast being on the beach already. That’s the North Beach, Hades (twinned with Clacton-on-sea).
I can never find anything for this one. Had a look at our goalscorers this week and apart from youths making their debut, I cannot find anyone who fits the bill.
No actual jailbirds this time, but Bradley Dack (now of Blackburn Rovers) was named in court at former team mate Nathan Nyalfi’s trial for rape. (LINK). I notice it’s not on his Wiki page…
Filipe Morais Crawley Town’s Portuguese winger has been here before, but some more for Farage’s hitlist are Poland’s Krystian Bielik (Charlton Athletic), Guinea-Bissau’s Panutche Camara (Crawley Town) and Gabon’s French-born midfielder, Johan Branger (Oldham Athletic).
Nothing evident here too – and certainly no-one as angry as this guy [LINK]!