Season 7 Results
It ended, if this is possible, in an even more low-key manner than how it began. Against all the odds though, the 7th season was finally completed. See the evidence below in this pretty graph:
So: Sheffield United take the “coveted” prize with 13 and a half points, followed by Charlton (12), Peterborough United (10), Sheffield Wednesday (1 and a half) and Arsenal (half a point only!).
The Blades’ representative, Mr Stephen Luff, is currently not available for comment.
Season 7 Game 36 (6-9 Mar)
THE ‘LAST HEAD-IN-HANDS’ LEAGUE OF THE SEASON.
So named because of the weekend birthdays of …er, again, no-one. But since the previous week worked so well (ha), this weekend saw the birth (in 1925) of Richard Vernon, who, amongst many other roles, played Slartibartfast on The Hitch-hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (he died in 1997) .
Howard: [the usual punishment applies] – “Blair Henderson’s scored. He must have relished that”
Ian Henderson, once on loan at Rotherham United scored twice against The Millers, which would make a Make Ya Ma Proud. His Rochdale side turned out 3-1 winners.
Will Randall-Hurran (Sutton United) was the poshest name we’d had in a while. Surely a “Are You My Fag?”.
I called Brentford v Sheffield Wednesday at 3-0 as a Stealth Gub. It finished 5-0 to The Bees, so “yay!”. And “Monk out!”
A blank!
Conor Washington (Heart of Midlothian)
Leonardo da Silva Lopes (Hull City)
Matt Stevens (Forest Green Rovers)
Matty Godden (Coventry City)
Tarique Fosu (Brentford)
Josh Dasilva (Brentford) x2
Luke Ayling (Leeds United)
Olivier Giroud (Chelsea)
Chris Porter (Crewe Alexandra)
Conor Washington (Heart of Midlothian)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City on loan from Aston Villa)
Sean McGinty (Greenock Morton)
IT’S FINALLY OVER! AND A SHARED WIN FOR THE POSH, THE BLADES AND ER… THE ARSENAL. CURSES.
Season 7 Game 35 (28 Feb – 2 Mar)
