THE ‘American Beauty throwing a long pointy stick wednesday’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Mena Suvari (42), Steve Backley (52) and Christina Ricci (41!).
Barney: [Due to Barney
trying to get out of doing it thinking there were less than 40 matches on this weekend, there is a lack of categories, zingers etc]
Chris: [deleted by Barney?]
Howard: Chris, who has been sent off, is very Solly.
The Dread Hand took a well-earned week off to hang around Westminster and was puzzled as to why none of its’ tried-and-tested arcane spells were working on the Cabinet from Hell. Not even the moving-in gift from Vlad the Impaler could get through and our spectral friend was considering if B & Q had anything in stock that could pierce their thick skin…
Barney – called [nothing, for the skivey reasons mentioned previously] !
Howard – called Watford v Bristol City at 2-0 on 24min – Finished: 6-0!!! – GUB ACHIEVED! [Mullahed, actually, according to our Gub Scale]
Chris – called Sunderland v Doncaster Rovers at 3-0 on 36min – Finished: 4-1 – FAILED!
Chris Solly’s red card (featured earlier) was one of three given out at the final whistle in the game between Havant & Waterlooville and Ebbsfleet United, so this would have been a clear PAGGA!, had it been on the list. The final score matched the numbers of sending off [1-2].
Ex-Gunner Chuks Aneke won our Category Without A Name, when he scored then later managed to get himself sent off later in Charlton Athletic’s game with Gillingham [the Gills won 3-2 away].
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