Awaking, as if from a deep sleep, the Head-In-Hands beast groaned in pain and slowly got to its’ feet, shaking off the dust and leaves, and looked around at the unfamiliar surroundings. It was a strange and frightening new world out there.
THE HEAD IN HANDS LEAGUE
The Amelie’s Chopper HIH league
So called because of thr birthdays of Amelie star Audrey Tautou (36) and ‘Chopper’ actor Eric Bana (46). Sadly, this is not a biopic of the venerable Raleigh bicycle, or even a 70s style sex comedy starring Robin Askwith and Bob Todd.
Stevenage v Hartlepool at the Lamex Stadium.
Wycombe Wanderers’ Paris Cowan-Hall
Peter Murphy, Veteran Bauhaus mainman also clearly moonlighting at Wycombe Wanderers.
Dagenham & Redbridge 0-3 Morecambe, which was goalless at half-time. “Keep doing what you’re doing, lads” Errrm….
‘Scoring is clearly Jonathan’s Forte’ :-0
Howard: Chester 0-5 Barnet – called at 0-3 on 36
Chris: Aldershot 3-1 Altrincham called at 3-0 on 51
Barney: Huddersfield Town 0-4 Bournemouth, called at 0-3 on 52.
Goalkeeper Mark Oxley scored in Hibernian’s 2-1 win over Livingston (LINK)
Botta Bia Bi scored on his debut for Falkirk. Signed from Clydebank boys club, of course!
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town)
David McGoldrick (Ipswich Town)
Kenwyne Jones (Cardiff City)
Mark Beevers (Millwall)
Michail Antonio (Nottingham Forest)
Reda Johnson (Coventry City) x2
Steven MacLean (St Johnstone)
A NARROW WIN FOR CHRIS’ OWLS TO KICK OFF THE SEASON!