Game 1 Season 2 (8-11 Aug 2014)

Awaking, as if from a deep sleep, the Head-In-Hands beast groaned in pain and slowly got to its’ feet, shaking off the dust and leaves, and looked around at the unfamiliar surroundings. It was a strange and frightening new world out there.

Re-introducing…………

THE HEAD IN HANDS LEAGUE

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The Amelie’s Chopper HIH league

So called because of thr birthdays of Amelie star Audrey Tautou (36) and ‘Chopper’ actor Eric Bana (46). Sadly, this is not a biopic of the venerable Raleigh bicycle, or even a 70s style sex comedy starring Robin Askwith and Bob Todd.

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TONY CRAIG’s OYSTER CARD

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LIVE FROM THE PHONE BOX

Stevenage v Hartlepool at the Lamex Stadium.

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DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY

Wycombe Wanderers’ Paris Cowan-Hall

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DIAMOND LIGHTS

 Peter Murphy, Veteran Bauhaus mainman also clearly moonlighting at Wycombe Wanderers.

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REVERSE CHURCHILL

 Dagenham & Redbridge 0-3 Morecambe, which was goalless at half-time. “Keep doing what you’re doing, lads”  Errrm….

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MR SMITH’S ZINGER

 ‘Scoring is clearly Jonathan’s Forte’ :-0

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STEALTH GUB

Howard: Chester 0-5 Barnet – called at 0-3 on 36
Chris: Aldershot 3-1 Altrincham called at 3-0 on 51
Barney: Huddersfield Town 0-4 Bournemouth, called at 0-3 on 52.

MISCELLANY

Goalkeeper Mark Oxley scored in Hibernian’s 2-1 win over Livingston (LINK)

Botta Bia Bi scored on his debut for Falkirk.  Signed from Clydebank boys club, of course!

FINAL SCORES

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SevenIzale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Lee Cook (Barnet) x2
Charlie Macdonald (Barnet)
Michael Smith (Swindon Town) x2
Yann Kermorgant (Bournemouth)

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David McGoldrick (Ipswich Town)
Kenwyne Jones (Cardiff City)
Mark Beevers (Millwall)
Michail Antonio (Nottingham Forest)
Reda Johnson (Coventry City) x2
Steven MacLean (St Johnstone)

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Darius Henderson (Leyton Orient)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic) x2
Kyle McFadzean (Milton Keynes Dons)
Nicky Law (Rangers)

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David Ball (Fleetwood Town)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Scott Rendell (Woking) x2

OVERALL RESULT

A NARROW WIN FOR CHRIS’ OWLS TO KICK OFF THE SEASON!