Game 3 Season 2 (15-18 Aug 2014)

The ‘Jim Dale’s Titanic’s Waitin’, Talkin Italian’ HIH League

So called because of “Carry On” legend Jim Dale’s 79th birthday on the 15th, Terminator director James Cameron reaching 60 on the following day, and actor Robert de Niro hitting the big seven-oh the next day.

Telepathy
BEEHIVE TO WIGGY

4:12 Conor Pepper scores for Morton

Barney: ‘Nothing to be sneezed at for Morton’

4:14 Wiggy: ‘There’s nothing to be sneezed at’

Moyes
FRESH HELL

Mark Hughes’ Stoke City, losing at home to Aston Villa

UNPLEASANT LOCAL DERBY
UNPLEASANT LOCAL DERBY

Blackpool v Blackburn Rovers – Jimmy Armfield looks on approvingly.

Posh
ARE YOU MY FAG?

Abdullah Bell-Baggie at Tranmere Rovers, and the old standard Keanu Marsh-Brown at Barnet

Steve Claridge
CLARIDGE CLOCK

This has to be Chris Iwelumo, with 18 clubs and counting.

Zinger
ZINGER

“Southend go the extra Myles”, after Myles Weston’s goal.

Legendary Tony Gubba
STEALTH GUB
  • Doncaster Rovers 1-3 Port Vale – called at 0-3 on 41 by Howard
  • Greenock Morton 4-0 Stranraer – called at 0-3 on 46 by Chris
  • Scunthorpe United 0-4 Preston North End – called at 0-3 on 48 by Barney

MISC:

Chesterfield v Rochdale – 10 (“TEN”) minutes of extra time played! Sir Alex would be so proud……

And also –  a welcome return for A Trialist (at Elgin City). Good to see you back, A!

FINAL SCORES:

arsenal-boxTwoAnthony Stokes (Celtic)
Sebastian Larsson (Sunderland)

charlton02 NineChris Iwelumo (Chester)
David Mooney (Leyton Orient)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Kevin Lisbie (Leyton Orient)
Leroy Lita (Brighton and Hove Albion)
Martin Cranie (Barnsley)
Miguel Llera (Scunthorpe United) – og
Myles Weston (Southend United)
Paul Hayes (Wycombe Wanderers)

sheffield-wednesday-box FourKenwyne Jones (Cardiff City) x2
Leroy Lita (Brighton and Hove Albion)
Miguel Llera (Scunthorpe United) – og

sheffield_united_fc SevenAdam Chapman (Newport County)
Anthony Stokes (Celtic)
Billy Sharp (Leeds United)
Darius Henderson (Leyton Orient)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic)
Ryan Hall (Rotherham United)

peterborough-united EightBritt Assombalonga (Nottingham Forest) x2
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
James Chester (Hull City)
Kwesi Appiah (Cambridge United)
Reuben Reid (Plymouth Argyle)
Saido Berahino (West Bromwich Albion) x2

OVERALL RESULT: A FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON FOR MAT & EMMA’S CHARLTON!