the ‘hand that rocks the luff machine’ head-in-hands league
So called due to the birthdays of one of our own, Mr Stephen Luff (40) and The Hand That Rocks The Cradle actress Rebecca de Mornay (55!!)
Joe Garner (Portsmouth) – NO!
Danny Kedwell (Gillingham) – NO!
Lee Cook (Barnet) – YES! (For the former Charlton man…)
Nothing this week
Kgosi Nthele (South Africa, playing for Peterborough United. A possible was Hakeeb Adelakun (full name Hakeeb Adeola Abiola Ayinde Adelakun !)… but – curses! – he was born in Hackney.
None
Nick Proschwitz (sent from Barnsley to Brentford)
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This weeks Zingers all come from the master himself – Jeff Stelling:
Lenell John-Lewis getting sent off for Grimsby Town – “He’s known as the shop – well, it’s early closing!”
Declan McManus (scoring for Greenock Morton)- “He doesn’t want to go to Chelsea”
Archie McPhee – “has scored for Annan….his Nanny’ll be pleased”
There was also something about a player who used to be a JCB driver (sadly, I couldn’t hear his name) – “Can he dig [his club] out of a hole?”
Barney: called Cambridge United – Carlisle United at 3-0 on 45mins (finished 5-0)! GUB!
Howard: Wigan Athletic 4-0 Brimingham City at 3-0 on 45mins (finished 4-0, a near miss!)
FINAL SCORES
Abu Ogogo (Dagenham and Redbridge)
Henri Lansbury (Nottingham Forest)
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Bristol City)
Adebayo Azeez (AFC Wimbledon)
Lee Cook (Barnet)
Martin Cranie (Barnsley) og
Martyn Waghorn (Wigan Athletic)
Danny Mayor (Bury)
Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa)
Jon Shaw (Gateshead)
Kenwyne Jones (Cardiff City)
Mickael Antoine-Curier (Hamilton Academical) x2
Nile Ranger (Swindon Town)
Darius Henderson (Leyton Orient)
Harry Bunn (Huddersfield Town)
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic)
Nathan Dyer (Swansea City) x2
Scott Boden (Halifax Town)
Charlie Lee (Stevenage)
Dwight Gayle (Crystal Palace)
Jonson Clarke-Harris (Rotherham United)
Josh McQuoid (Coventry City)
Reuben Reid (Plymouth Argyle)
Scott Rendell (Woking)