the ‘hand that rocks the luff machine’ head-in-hands league
So called due to the birthdays of one of our own, Mr Stephen Luff (40) and The Hand That Rocks The Cradle actress Rebecca de Mornay (55!!)
Joe Garner (Portsmouth) – NO!
Danny Kedwell (Gillingham) – NO!
Lee Cook (Barnet) – YES! (For the former Charlton man…)
Nothing this week
Kgosi Nthele (South Africa, playing for Peterborough United. A possible was Hakeeb Adelakun (full name Hakeeb Adeola Abiola Ayinde Adelakun !)… but – curses! – he was born in Hackney.
Nick Proschwitz (sent from Barnsley to Brentford)
This weeks Zingers all come from the master himself – Jeff Stelling:
Lenell John-Lewis getting sent off for Grimsby Town – “He’s known as the shop – well, it’s early closing!”
Declan McManus (scoring for Greenock Morton)- “He doesn’t want to go to Chelsea”
Archie McPhee – “has scored for Annan….his Nanny’ll be pleased”
There was also something about a player who used to be a JCB driver (sadly, I couldn’t hear his name) – “Can he dig [his club] out of a hole?”
Barney: called Cambridge United – Carlisle United at 3-0 on 45mins (finished 5-0)! GUB!
Howard: Wigan Athletic 4-0 Brimingham City at 3-0 on 45mins (finished 4-0, a near miss!)