Game 7 Season 2 (29 Aug-1 Sep 2014)

the ‘hand that rocks the luff machine’ head-in-hands league

So called due to the birthdays of one of our own, Mr Stephen Luff (40) and The Hand That Rocks The Cradle actress Rebecca de Mornay (55!!)

Engaged
HE SH*TS GOALS

Joe Garner (Portsmouth) – NO!
Danny Kedwell (Gillingham) – NO!
Lee Cook (Barnet) – YES! (For the former Charlton man…)

Oyster Card
TONY CRAIG’s OYSTER CARD

Nothing this week

Tribal Chiefs
LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD

Kgosi Nthele (South Africa, playing for Peterborough United. A possible was Hakeeb Adelakun (full name Hakeeb Adeola Abiola Ayinde Adelakun !)… but – curses! – he was born in Hackney.

Brighton
DAY TRIP TO BRIGHTON

None

Begone!
…AND STAY OUT!

Nick Proschwitz (sent from Barnsley to Brentford)

Darwin
DARWINISM IN ACTION

ballinamallard

Zinger
ZINGER

This weeks Zingers all come from the master himself – Jeff Stelling:

Lenell John-Lewis  getting sent off for Grimsby Town – “He’s known as the shop – well, it’s early closing!”
Declan McManus (scoring for Greenock Morton)- “He doesn’t want to go to Chelsea”
Archie McPhee – “has scored for Annan….his Nanny’ll be pleased”
There was also something about a player who used to be a JCB driver (sadly, I couldn’t hear his name) – “Can he dig [his club] out of a hole?”

Legendary Tony Gubba
STEALTH GUB

Barney: called Cambridge United – Carlisle United at 3-0 on 45mins (finished 5-0)! GUB!
Howard: Wigan Athletic 4-0 Brimingham City at 3-0 on 45mins (finished 4-0, a near miss!)

FINAL SCORES

arsenal-box ThreeAbu Ogogo (Dagenham and Redbridge)
Henri Lansbury (Nottingham Forest)
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Bristol City)

charlton02FourAdebayo Azeez (AFC Wimbledon)
Lee Cook (Barnet)
Martin Cranie (Barnsley) og
Martyn Waghorn (Wigan Athletic)

sheffield-wednesday-boxSevenDanny Mayor (Bury)
Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa)
Jon Shaw (Gateshead)
Kenwyne Jones (Cardiff City)
Mickael Antoine-Curier (Hamilton Academical) x2
Nile Ranger (Swindon Town)

sheffield_united_fcSixDarius Henderson (Leyton Orient)
Harry Bunn (Huddersfield Town)
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic)
Nathan Dyer (Swansea City) x2
Scott Boden (Halifax Town)

peterborough-unitedSixCharlie Lee (Stevenage)
Dwight Gayle (Crystal Palace)
Jonson Clarke-Harris (Rotherham United)
Josh McQuoid (Coventry City)
Reuben Reid (Plymouth Argyle)
Scott Rendell (Woking)

OVERALL RESULTS: LOOKS LIKE CHRIS HAS THIS ONE BY A SINGLE POINT!