Moby’s ‘Sex Over The Phone with Jaws’ Head-In-Hands League
Moby 47 on 12th, Randy ‘The Cowboy’ Jones (one of the Village People who ”pursues an alternative lifestyle”) was 64 on Saturday and Bond villain Richard Kiel would’ve been 75 on the 13th (R.I.P. Jaws)
That would be a chastening 331 miles via road (or 281 if you’re chartering a plane with an “Ashley Out!” banner attached and flying direct) for the Newcastle Fans to see their 4-0 scunnering at Southampton.
Walsall v Preston – clearly proper telecommunications weren’t available in Walsall when the stadium was built in ’89.
Unheard and certainly unseen. The above picture is one of only two known pictures of this reclusive creature in his natural habitat…
Peter Murphy – Wycombe defender and Goth Overlord
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Bristol City’s Mark Little now has 4 goals in 222 games. Not a natural goalscorer and not a natural defender either at the Posh. An honourable mention goes to Lewisham boy Michael Turner’s first in 19 months for Norwich (an overall career total of 20 goals in 343 games)
Howard: called Southampton v Newcastle United at 3-0 on 53 min. Finished 4-0.
Chris: called Newport County v Northampton Town at 3-0 on 53 min. Finished 3-2.
Barney: called Livingston v Alloa at 3-0 on 64 min. Finished 4-0.
To sum up – no winners!
Saturday also saw the preliminary round of both the Scottish and English FA Cups. Just about going home are Hawick Royal Albert after their 9-0 Dry Wyngarde at Cove. Littlehampton Town are going nowhere, Lubbocked 10-0 by Maidstone. Also in the Highland league, Formartine United inflicted a 7-1 mullah-ing on one-man team Keith.
James Constable at Eastleigh – No!
Britt Assombalonga (aka “Scrabble”) at Nottingham Forest – Nay!
Rory McAllister at Peterhead – Never!
Barney writes: “It was like the Oscar Wilde salon in the Cavendish on Saturday (he lied outrageously)…”:
Barn: “Costa certainly woke up Chelsea!”
Howard: “Jon Nouble [Welling United] – well he certainly Noubled the opposition there!” (I have no memory of this, btw!)
Chris: “Sanchez Watt has lit up Colchester!”