Game 12 Season 2 (26-29 Sept 2014)

THE EVERYTHING BUT BRYAN FERRY’S FILTH HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So called because of the birthday of the aforementioned Bryan but also Everything But The Girl’s Tracey Thorn (52…wonder if she lost her looks?) and Irvine Welsh (58)

THE CATEGORIES

Pagga!
PAGGA!

No!

Zinger
ZINGER

(Howard): “Marley Watkins ghosted in….” or “Owls defence made of glass {as Pilkington scores}”…my, I was on fire that day (and no one bothered to put me out…)

Telepathy
CAVENDISH TO WIGGY

Nothing. Clearly there was a break in communications

Posh
ARE YOU MY FAG?

Mickael Antoine-Curier (Hamilton Academical)

Handcuffs
KNOWN TO THE AUTHORITIES

Nothing. Possibly all in court.

Engaged
HE SH*TS GOALS

Eoin Doyle (Chesterfield) – No (but he did score on the week before and the week after. There’s timing for you…)
Lawson D’Ath (Northampton Town) – No
Farid El Alagui (Hibernian) – No (not played since 30th August)

Legendary Tony Gubba
STEALTH GUB

Hull City v Manchester City, called by Barney at 0-2 on 15min.
Finished 2-4
Woking v Kidderminster Harriers at 0-3 on 29min.
Finished 2-3
Montrose v East FIfe, called by Howard at 0-3 on 41min.
Finished 0-4
In short: ALL FAILED

FINAL SCORES

arsenal-box TwoRobin van Persie (Manchester United)
Sanchez Watt (Colchester United)

charlton02 FiveAlan McCormack (Brentford)
Paul Hayes (Wycombe Wanderers)
Simon Francis (Bournemouth)
Tom Soares (Bury)
Yann Kermorgant (Bournemouth)

sheffield-wednesday-box SixBenik Afobe (Milton Keynes Dons)
Chris Lines (Port Vale)
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town)
David McGoldrick (Ipswich Town)
Mickael Antoine-Curier (Hamilton Academical)
Tom Soares (Bury)

sheffield_united_fc NineCraig Beattie (Ayr United)
Danny Philliskirk (Oldham Athletic)x2
David Cotterill (Birmingham City)
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic)
Mark Yeates (Bradford City)
Nick Blackman (Reading) og
Phil Jagielka (Everton)
Simon Francis (Bournemouth)

peterborough-united NineCharlie Lee (Stevenage)
Chris Whelpdale (Stevenage) x2
Kieran Agard (Bristol City) x2
Ryan Tunnicliffe (Blackburn Rovers)
Saido Berahino (West Bromwich Albion) x2
Scott Rendell (Woking)

OVERALL RESULT: HONOURS EVEN BETWEEN BARNEY’S POSH AND LUFFY’S BLADES