THE EVERYTHING BUT BRYAN FERRY’S FILTH HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So called because of the birthday of the aforementioned Bryan but also Everything But The Girl’s Tracey Thorn (52…wonder if she lost her looks?) and Irvine Welsh (58)
THE CATEGORIES
No!
(Howard): “Marley Watkins ghosted in….” or “Owls defence made of glass {as Pilkington scores}”…my, I was on fire that day (and no one bothered to put me out…)
Nothing. Clearly there was a break in communications
Mickael Antoine-Curier (Hamilton Academical)
Nothing. Possibly all in court.
Eoin Doyle (Chesterfield) – No (but he did score on the week before and the week after. There’s timing for you…)
Lawson D’Ath (Northampton Town) – No
Farid El Alagui (Hibernian) – No (not played since 30th August)
Hull City v Manchester City, called by Barney at 0-2 on 15min.
Finished 2-4
Woking v Kidderminster Harriers at 0-3 on 29min.
Finished 2-3
Montrose v East FIfe, called by Howard at 0-3 on 41min.
Finished 0-4
In short: ALL FAILED
FINAL SCORES
Robin van Persie (Manchester United)
Sanchez Watt (Colchester United)
Alan McCormack (Brentford)
Paul Hayes (Wycombe Wanderers)
Simon Francis (Bournemouth)
Tom Soares (Bury)
Yann Kermorgant (Bournemouth)
Benik Afobe (Milton Keynes Dons)
Chris Lines (Port Vale)
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town)
David McGoldrick (Ipswich Town)
Mickael Antoine-Curier (Hamilton Academical)
Tom Soares (Bury)
Craig Beattie (Ayr United)
Danny Philliskirk (Oldham Athletic)x2
David Cotterill (Birmingham City)
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic)
Mark Yeates (Bradford City)
Nick Blackman (Reading) og
Phil Jagielka (Everton)
Simon Francis (Bournemouth)
Charlie Lee (Stevenage)
Chris Whelpdale (Stevenage) x2
Kieran Agard (Bristol City) x2
Ryan Tunnicliffe (Blackburn Rovers)
Saido Berahino (West Bromwich Albion) x2
Scott Rendell (Woking)