TITANIC ANNEKA’S BIG BALLS HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So called because of the weekend birthdays of AC/DC’s Brian Johnston (57), Anneka Rice (56…”stop the clock!”) and the titanic Kate Winslet…or should it be Mrs Rockundroll? (39)

THE CATEGORIES

Joao Pereira Vitoria (East Kilbride), born in Portugal
Genseric Kusunga (Oldham Athletic), born in Geneva, Switzerland
Faissal El Bakhtoui (Dunfermline), born in Morocco, but naturally, plays for France

Howard: “Lenell John-Lewis – he’s called ‘The Shop'”
Wiggy: “‘The Shop’ scores again!”

Jack Midson (Eastleigh) – No (not played since Sep 30th)
Charlie MacDonald (Barnet) – No (not played since Sep 10th)
Paul Hayes (Wycombe Wanderers) – No (played but got booked)

Kelvin Etuhu (first in 29 months…after someone drew him a map?)

Nothing to be ashamed of this week

It Dont Mean Nuthin — IT DON’T MEAN NUTHIN’

Simon Cox who had two loan spells at Brentford, scored for Reading against his old club. Total goals for Brentford…0.

Barney: “James Lawrie {just scored for Altrincham} – ‘Hugh’ knew!”

Barney: East Fife v Threave Rovers, called at 3-0 on 34min. Finished 7-0. Mind you, this was league v non-league so it was rather like shooting fish in a barrel.
Howard: out of desperation, called Preston, when it was 4-2 on 57min. Finished 4-2. “FAIL!”

MISCELLANY

Bo’ness United kicked things off with a 7-1 mullah-ing of Culter. “Oh that’s easy”, said East Fife, who promptly whammed Threave Rovers 7-0 in the Scottish Cup. “I can top that” said Wick Acadmy, who hit 9 against Strathspey Thistle. “Curses” said the other five teams involved. The End.