Game 13 Season 2 (3-6 Oct 2014)

TITANIC ANNEKA’S BIG BALLS HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So called because of the weekend birthdays of AC/DC’s Brian Johnston (57), Anneka Rice (56…”stop the clock!”) and the titanic Kate Winslet…or should it be Mrs Rockundroll? (39)

THE CATEGORIES

Tribal Chiefs
LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD
  • Joao Pereira Vitoria (East Kilbride), born in Portugal
  • Genseric Kusunga (Oldham Athletic), born in Geneva, Switzerland
  • Faissal El Bakhtoui (Dunfermline), born in Morocco, but naturally, plays for France
Telepathy
CAVENDISH TO WIGGY

Howard: “Lenell John-Lewis – he’s called ‘The Shop'”
Wiggy: “‘The Shop’ scores again!”

Engaged
HE SH*TS GOALS
  • Jack Midson (Eastleigh) – No (not played since Sep 30th)
  • Charlie MacDonald (Barnet) – No (not played since Sep 10th)
  • Paul Hayes (Wycombe Wanderers) – No (played but got booked)
Nicklas Bendtner
BENDTNER!

Kelvin Etuhu (first in 29 months…after someone drew him a map?)

Red Card
MAKE YA MA PROUD

Nothing to be ashamed of this week

It Dont Mean Nuthin
IT DON’T MEAN NUTHIN’

Simon Cox who had two loan spells at Brentford, scored for Reading against his old club. Total goals for Brentford…0.

Zinger
ZINGER

Barney: “James Lawrie {just scored for Altrincham} – ‘Hugh’ knew!”

Legendary Tony Gubba
STEALTH GUB
  • Barney: East Fife v Threave Rovers, called at 3-0 on 34min. Finished 7-0. Mind you, this was league v non-league so it was rather like shooting fish in a barrel.
  • Howard: out of desperation, called Preston, when it was 4-2 on 57min. Finished 4-2. “FAIL!”

MISCELLANY

Bo’ness United kicked things off with a 7-1 mullah-ing of Culter. “Oh that’s easy”, said East Fife, who promptly whammed Threave Rovers 7-0 in the Scottish Cup. “I can top that” said Wick Acadmy, who hit 9 against Strathspey Thistle. “Curses” said the other five teams involved. The End.

FINAL SCORES<.h1>

arsenal-box NilAnotherclean sheet…
charlton02 ThreeIzale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Matt Taylor (Cheltenham Town)
Michael Smith (Swindon Town)

sheffield-wednesday-box SixConnor Wickham (Sunderland)
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town) x2
Jon Shaw (Gateshead)
Luke Foster (Southport)
Michail Antonio (Nottingham Forest)

sheffield_united_fc SevenChristian Nade (Raith Rovers)
Darius Henderson (Leyton Orient)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic)
Paul Gallagher (Preston North End)
Ryan Cresswell (Northampton Town)
Scott Boden (Halifax Town)

peterborough-unitedOne Two
Aaron McLean (Bradford City)
Adam Drury (Bradford City)
Alex Pritchard (Brentford)
Arron Davies (Exeter City)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Josh McQuoid (Coventry City)
Peter Grant (Falkirk)
Reuben Reid (Plymouth Argyle)
Saido Berahino (West Bromwich Albion)
Scott Rendell (Woking) x3

OVERALL RESULT: IT’S MORE OF A VICTORY PROCESSION AT THIS POINT, AS BARNEY RACKS UP ANOTHER WIN IN SOME STYLE