Game 14 Season 2 (10-13 Oct 2014)

the ‘Bergerac Solves Combover Most Horrid’ head-in-hands league

So called due to the weekend birthdays of Sir John Nettles 71, Sir Bobby Charlton, 77 and Sir Dawn French 57. Two of these may not actually have been knighted…

(Further Apologies to Mr Smith as ‘Super’ Danny Maddix’s 47th didn’t make the cut….)

THE CATEGORIES

Norwich fans looking for Russell Martin and the rest of the squad
WHERE’S RUSSELL MARTIN?

Dover Athletic 2-0 Chester.  A thoroughly unrewarding 608-mile round trip by road for the handful of the fans who were rooting for the away team at ‘The Crabble’.  Possibly they were the 9 in the total attendance figure of 1009.

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TONY CRAIG’s OYSTER CARD

The best we could find is Barnet’s Lee Cook, who’s been around many a London club but has Apollon Smyrni as his last port of call. And that’s Cyprus, which is not part of London. Maybe there’s a ‘Little Nicosia’ in there. (EDIT: There isn’t).

Brighton
DAY TRIP TO BRIGHTON

Nothing to see here. Move along, please…

AN EVENING WITH PAUL ROBINSON
AN EVENING WITH PAUL ROBINSON

No game in the top-flight leagues finished 0-0 (including Conference and Welsh Premier leagues!), I wonder what the odds on that are…?!

Posh
ARE YOU MY FAG?

Nathaniel Knight-Percival at Shrewsbury and Matt Barnes-Homer at Dartford. The former’s nickname is ‘The Solicitors’

Zinger
ZINGER

‘Doug Loft’s hit the roof’ – Barney
OR
‘Beautyman’s surely looking good for Welling’ – Jeff Stelling

Engaged
HE SH*TS GOALS

John Akinde (Barnet) – YES! (Got one in the 3-3 draw with Kidderminster Harriers…obviously was skiving for the other 2 goals!)
Marc Richards (Northampton Town) – NO! (8 goals in 13 so far this season)
Matt Done {and you have been!} – (Rochdale) – NO! (8 from 14 games so far this season)

Legendary Tony Gubba
STEALTH GUB
  • Chris – called  Barnet v Kidderminster Harriers on 43min at 3-0. Finished 3-3 (This could be said to be akin to the Reverse Churchill…)
  • Howard called Port Vale v Yeovil Town, called on 47min at 3-0. Finished 4-1
  • Barney called AFC Wimbledon v  Bury on 54 at 3-1. Finished 3-2

IN SHORT: ALL FAILED!

FINAL SCORES

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Jay Simpson (Leyton Orient)

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Four
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Jordan Cook (Walsall)
Lee Cook (Barnet)
Paul Hayes (Wycombe Wanderers)

sheffield-wednesday-boxFiveChris Lines (Port Vale)
Danny Mayor (Bury)
Mike Jones (Oldham Athletic)
Rory McArdle (Bradford City) og
Ryan Lowe (Bury)

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Three

Christian Nade (Raith Rovers)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Ryan Cresswell (Northampton Town)

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Seven
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town) – counts double being against his former club – 2pts
Kwesi Appiah (Cambridge United) x2
Nathaniel Knight-Percival (Shrewsbury Town)
Reuben Reid (Plymouth Argyle)
Scott Rendell (Woking)

OVERALL RESULTS: ANOTHER WIN FOR EL BARNO! COME ON, GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE 😀