Game 15 Season 2 (17-20 Oct)

THE ‘Hello girls, come here there’s more in my fridge’ Head-In-Hands league

So called due to the weekend birthdays of Peter Stringfellow (74), Jimmy Cricket (72), and Kevin ‘Man with fridge’ Lisbie, 36 (note: this last name may require further explanation, Barney)

THE CATEGORIES

Begone!
…AND STAY OUT!

Greg Tansey, Stockport – Inverness – Stevenage – Inverness.

Red Card
MAKE YA MA PROUD

Albion’s Ciaran Donnelly.  Longest serving player.  Captain for past two seasons.  Off after 3 minutes for professional foul.

Late opposition arrives via Welling’s player-manager Jamie Day, who got a straight red for violent conduct after the final whistle. There’s an example for your players…

Oh, and Sunderland.  Just Sunderland.

Moyes
FRESH HELL

Another well-contested category.  Poyet’s face after the Southampton debacle was dictionary definition of the above, however…. Only 1-0 up?  Against ten men?  And you allow a last-kick equaliser?  You are Ipswich and your manager is Mick McCarthy.  Yikes.

It Dont Mean Nuthin
IT DON’T MEAN NUTHIN’

Wolves boss Kenny Jackett would surely have allowed himself a satisfied smile as his team went in 3-0 up at half-time against Millwall, who fired him after he took them to two Wembley play-offs and a promotion.  Current Millwall boss Ian Holloway would have been returning the favour at full-time, as the match ended 3-3.

UNPLEASANT LOCAL DERBY
UNPLEASANT LOCAL DERBY

Has to be Palace v Chelsea?

Engaged
HE SH*TS GOALS

Lee Cook (Barnet) – Nope
Aaron Wilbraham (Bristol City) – the scorer in four straight games didn’t manage to make it 5
Chris Martin (Derby County) – Two of them!

Legendary Tony Gubba
STEALTH GUB

Barney: called Huddersfield Town v Blackpool at 2-0 on 12min, finished 4-2
Howard: called Notts County v Crawley Town at 3-0 on 44 min, finished 5-3
Chris: Absent presumed skiving!

FINAL SCORES

arsenal-box ThreeAnthony Stokes (Celtic)x2
Cesc Fabregas (Chelsea)

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Ricardo Fuller (Millwall) x2
Scott Wagstaff (Bristol City)

sheffield-wednesday-box NineBen Marshall (Blackburn Rovers)
Danny Batth (Wolverhampton Wanderers
Danny Mayor (Bury)
David McGoldrick (Ipswich Town)
Grant Holt (Huddersfield Town, on loan from Wigan Athletic)
Mickael Antoine-Curier (Hamilton Academical)
Paul Heffernan (Hibernian)
Ryan Lowe (Bury)
Tony McMahon (Blackpool)

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Anthony Stokes (Celtic) x2
Danny Batth (Wolverhampton Wanderers)
Harry Bunn (Huddersfield Town) x2
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic)
Nicky Law (Rangers)
Paul Gallagher (Preston North End)
Phil Jagielka (Everton)
Shaun Miller (Coventry City)
Tony McMahon (Blackpool)

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Alfie Potter (Oxford United)
Britt Assombalonga (Nottingham Forest)
Charlie Lee (Stevenage)
Chris Whelpdale (Stevenage)
David Ball (Fleetwood Town)
George Boyd (Burnley)
Jonson Clarke-Harris (Rotherham United)
Kieran Agard (Bristol City)
Lee Tomlin (Middlesbrough)
Saido Berahino (West Bromwich Albion)

OVERALL RESULT: A SURPRISE WIN FOR LAST YEAR’S WINNER, LUFFY!