THE ‘ALFIE’S BIRD COMES A CROPPER’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Sir Michael Caine (82), Linda Robson from Birds of a Feather (57) and David Neilson (“Roy Cropper” from Corrie – age 66)
THE CATEGORIES
Zinger
Somrething like… “Sole gives Telford the boot” (Howard) – the Woking striker scored in a 3-1 win at Telford United…
and the rest was lost on the torn corner of a page, but may have had something from Barney about a player called Forrest
He Sh*ts Goals
Harry Kane (Spurs) – NO. Two in the previous game and a hat-trick the week after this. Ahhh…
Jack Redshaw (Morecambe) – NO
James Lister (Airdrieonians) – NO. Maybe due to a red card the previous week
ALL SUCCESSFUL!!
Local Boy Makes Good
Ibra Sekija (Uganda) scores for Livingston
Darwinism In Action
Bournemouth 4-0 Blackpool
Unpleasant Local Derby
Preston North End v Crewe Alexandra. Say. No. More.
Stealth Gub
Barney – called Crystal Palace v Queen’s Park Rangers at 3-0 on 44min – Finished 3-1 – FAILED!
Howard – called Sunderland v Aston Villa at 0-3 on 27min- Finished 0-4 – FAILED!
Chris – called Leyton Orient v Yeovil Town at 2-0 on 9min – Finished 3-0 – FAILED!
Law Firm
Ellis Harrison (Bristol Rovers)
You’re Not A Kid Anymore
Stevie May (Sheffield Wednesday) who is now 26! (And possibly works part-time on the Dodgems)
Miscellany
Nothing here. Move along please.
The Results
Barry Corr (Southend United)
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town)
Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa) x2
Marcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Mike Jones (Oldham Athletic)
Ross Barkley (Everton)
George Boyd (Burnley)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Lewin Nyatanga (Barnsley) x2
Scott Rendell (Woking)
Frank Nouble (Coventry City)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Marcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Jermaine Pennant (Wigan Athletic) x2
David Cotterill (Birmingham City)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Jon Stead (Bradford City, on loan from Huddersfield Town)
Matt Phillips (Queen’s Park Rangers)