Game 40 Season 2 (13-16 Mar)

THE ‘ALFIE’S BIRD COMES A CROPPER’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So named because of the weekend birthdays of Sir Michael Caine (82), Linda Robson from Birds of a Feather (57) and David Neilson (“Roy Cropper” from Corrie – age 66)

THE CATEGORIES

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Somrething like… “Sole gives Telford the boot” (Howard) – the Woking striker scored in a 3-1 win at Telford United…
and the rest was lost on the torn corner of a page, but may have had something from Barney about a player called Forrest

He Shi*s GoalsHe Sh*ts Goals
Harry Kane (Spurs) – NO. Two in the previous game and a hat-trick the week after this. Ahhh…
Jack Redshaw (Morecambe) – NO
James Lister (Airdrieonians) – NO. Maybe due to a red card the previous week
ALL SUCCESSFUL!!

Local Boy Makes GoodLocal Boy Makes Good
Ibra Sekija (Uganda) scores for Livingston

Darwinism In ActionDarwinism In Action
Bournemouth 4-0 Blackpool

UNPLEASANT LOCAL DERBYUnpleasant Local Derby
Preston North End v Crewe Alexandra. Say. No. More.

Stealth GubStealth Gub
Barney
– called Crystal Palace v Queen’s Park Rangers at 3-0 on 44min – Finished 3-1 – FAILED!
Howard
Рcalled Sunderland v Aston Villa  at 0-3 on 27min- Finished 0-4 РFAILED!
Chris
– called Leyton Orient v Yeovil Town at 2-0 on 9min – Finished 3-0 – FAILED!

Law FirmLaw Firm
Ellis Harrison (Bristol Rovers)

Youre not a kid anymoreYou’re Not A Kid Anymore
Stevie May (Sheffield Wednesday) who is now 26! (And possibly works part-time on the Dodgems)

Miscellany

Nothing here. Move along please.

The Results

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SevenBarry Corr (Southend United)
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town)
Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa) x2
Marcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Mike Jones (Oldham Athletic)
Ross Barkley (Everton)


FiveGeorge Boyd (Burnley)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Lewin Nyatanga (Barnsley) x2
Scott Rendell (Woking)

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ThreeFrank Nouble (Coventry City)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Marcus Tudgay (Coventry City)


TwoJermaine Pennant (Wigan Athletic) x2


FourDavid Cotterill (Birmingham City)
Izale McLeod (Crawley Town)
Jon Stead (Bradford City, on loan from Huddersfield Town)
Matt Phillips (Queen’s Park Rangers)

OVERALL RESULT: IS THAT FOUR WINS IN A ROW FOR THE WEDNESDAY? WHY, YES!