THE ‘JIM ROYLE’S FILTH IS THE WEAKEST LINK’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Ricky Tomlinson (76), Irvine Welsh (57) and – wink – Anne Robinson (71!).
He Sh*ts Goals
Nothing for either [Graziano] Pelle of Southampton or [Jake]Jervis at Plymouth. However, the goalscoring behemoth formerly known as Moses Adebayo wishes to be titled Moses Emmanuel from hereon in and he got a couple for Bromley.
It’s an unusual event for one match to make two separate categories but Tony Pulis surely welcomed his charges in with tea and biscuits and a good slapping after they shipped three goals in the second half against Everton to lose 2-3. Allegedly.
Barney – called Southport v Grimsby Town at 0-3 on 31 min – Finished 0-4 – FAILED!
Howard – called a tactical Stealth Gub at Manchester United, who were winning 2-0 at Sunderland on 43 minutes. It was all to save Dick Advocaat’s job, honerst! The magic kind of worked, as the scoring stopped at 3-0, but a few weeks later, Dick resigned – FAILED!
Chris – called Bromley v Chester at 2-0 on 37min – Finished 3-0 – FAILED!
Both Stenhousemuir and Southport’s player-coaches led from the front – in terms of being first back to the dressing rooms, as straight reds were handed out to Colin McMenamin and Gary Jones. Both for violent conduct too. Must be the pressure, Brian…
Cameron Stewart (Doncaster Rovers, on loan from Ipswich Town)
Dale Stephens (Brighton and Hove Albion)
Darren Bent (Derby County)
Izale McLeod (Notts County)
Leon Clarke (Bury) x2
Martyn Waghorn (Rangers) x3