THE ‘Get it on the boundary with a Sugababe’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE (MIDWEEK MADNESS)
So named because of the midweek birthdays of Marc Bolan (who would have been 68 but cannot technically have a birthday due to the inconvenience of being dead), Sheffield’s finest Michael Vaughan (41) and Keisha Buchanan (31)
THE CATEGORIES
Zinger
None? I doubt it. Well, in the absence of any data, how about “John leaves Fleetwood with ‘Egan’ their faces” {Gillingham won 5-1}
Miscellany
An excellent display of Darwinism in the Welsh Cup, where five-time winners and current holders The New Saints beat relegated Holywell 7-1.
The Results
Leon Clarke (Bury)
Mark Beevers (Millwall)
Michael Morrison (Birmingham City)
Aaron McLean (Barnet)
Arron Davies (Exeter City)
Jonathan Obika (Swindon Town)
Nathaniel Knight-Percival (Shrewsbury Town)
Nicky Ajose (Swindon Town)
Adebayo Azeez (AFC Wimbledon)
Jonathan Obika (Swindon Town)
Leon Clarke (Bury)
Marvin Sordell (Colchester United)
Michael Morrison (Birmingham City)
A Blank!
John Egan (Gillingham)
John-Joe O’Toole (Northampton Town)