THE ‘CALIFORNIA GIRLS IN AND OUT OF FASHION’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Geoffrey Boycott’s favourite singer Katy Perry (No really) – 31 on the 25th, Kevin Kline (68) and Caprice (44) on the 24th October.
He Sh*ts Goals
Danny Philliskirk at Oldham Athletic, Derek Lyle at Queen of the South, Andre Gray at Burnley. All regular scorers, all picked by Barney, all failed to get on the scoresheet. This paragraph is sponsored by the word ‘all’.
Walsall’s Dean Smith is doing a very nice job at the Bank’s Stadium on a very limited payroll, Kelly. But his half-time teamtalk at 2-0 up resulted in a 4-4 draw where football was the only winner, George.
Barney – called aYeovil Town v Cambridge City at 0-3 on 35 min – Finished 2-3 – FAILED!
Howard – called Dumbarton v Falkirk at 0-3 on 42min – Finished 0-5 – GUB!!!
Chris – called in sick due to a self-inflicted beer-wound – Finished – 4-0 to the beers and ciders of the Kelham Island beer festival –FAILED!
Cavendish to Wiggy was briefly resurrected by Howard who pointed out ‘That wasn’t Smart from Osadalor’ after the Annan striker went for a second bookable on the half hour. Within seconds Stelling repeated said phrase.
Also a vintage ‘It don’t mean nuthin’ at APAX Stadium, as NO-ONE calls London Road (except Channel 5’s dismal football highlights show). Peterborough United 4 Doncaster Rovers 0. Welcome back Darren Ferguson. [As a Posh fan, this gave Barney no pleasure at all. Smugness rating: 10]
Billy Paynter (Hartlepool United)
Gary Cahill (Chelsea)
Harry Bunn (Huddersfield Town)
Jason Holt (Rangers)
Lyle Taylor (AFC Wimbledon)
Matt Phillips (Queen’s Park Rangers)
Nyron Nosworthy (Dagenham and Redbridge)
Seamus Conneely (Accrington Stanley)
Simon Walton (Crawley Town)