Season 3 Game 17 (23-26 Oct)

THE ‘CALIFORNIA GIRLS IN AND OUT OF FASHION’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So named because of the weekend birthdays of Geoffrey Boycott’s favourite singer Katy Perry (No really) – 31 on the 25th, Kevin Kline (68) and Caprice (44) on the 24th October.

THE CATEGORIES

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Howard –
 ‘Turkish delight for Posh’ After Erhun Oztumer’s goal for Peterborough.
Barney – ‘Bristol Rovers can’t ‘Ansah’ Newport’ After Zak Ansah scored for County.

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Danny Philliskirk at Oldham Athletic, Derek Lyle at Queen of the South, Andre Gray at Burnley. All regular scorers, all picked by Barney, all failed to get on the scoresheet. This paragraph is sponsored by the word ‘all’.

Pagga!Pagga!
A fair few players saw red for an unfair lot of tackles, but sadly, no mano et mano acts of pugilism on the pitch. Mind you, Chelsea’s coaching staff gave it a good go.

And stay out!…And Stay Out!
It’s Adam Rooney again. Macclesfield Town – Inverness Caledonian Thistle – Birmingham City – Aberdeen.

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Walsall’s Dean Smith is doing a very nice job at the Bank’s Stadium on a very limited payroll, Kelly. But his half-time teamtalk at 2-0 up resulted in a 4-4 draw where football was the only winner, George.

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It’s ‘Kargad Gaket’des’ to Forres Mechanics’ Dachi Khutsisivili (It’s Well Done in Georgian)

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The clock shows…nothing as far as I can see, which is most unusual.

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Barney
– called aYeovil Town v Cambridge City at 0-3 on 35 min – Finished 2-3 – FAILED!
Howard
– called Dumbarton v Falkirk at 0-3 on 42min – Finished 0-5 – GUB!!!
Chris
– called in sick due to a self-inflicted beer-wound – Finished – 4-0 to the beers and ciders of the Kelham Island beer festival –FAILED!

Miscellany

Cavendish to Wiggy was briefly resurrected by Howard who pointed out ‘That wasn’t Smart from Osadalor’ after the Annan striker went for a second bookable on the half hour. Within seconds Stelling repeated said phrase.

Also a vintage ‘It don’t mean nuthin’ at APAX Stadium, as NO-ONE calls London Road (except Channel 5’s dismal football highlights show). Peterborough United 4 Doncaster Rovers 0. Welcome back Darren Ferguson. [As a Posh fan, this gave Barney no pleasure at all. Smugness rating: 10]

The Results

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ThreeMarcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Ross Barkley (Everton)
Vadaine Oliver (York City)


FourAlfie Potter (Northampton Town)
George Thorne (Derby County)
Josh McQuoid (Luton Town)
Nicky Ajose (Swindon Town)

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SixAdebayo Azeez (AFC Wimbledon)
Darren Ambrose (Colchester United)
Marcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Marvin Sordell (Colchester United)
Paul Hayes (Wycombe Wanderers)
Simon Walton (Crawley Town)


FiveAbu Ogogo (Shrewsbury Town)
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Queen’s Park Rangers)
Rhys Murphy (Crawley Town, on loan from Oldham Athletic)
Zak Ansah (Newport County, on loan from Charlton Athletic) x2


NineBilly Paynter (Hartlepool United)
Gary Cahill (Chelsea)
Harry Bunn (Huddersfield Town)
Jason Holt (Rangers)
Lyle Taylor (AFC Wimbledon)
Matt Phillips (Queen’s Park Rangers)
Nyron Nosworthy (Dagenham and Redbridge)
Seamus Conneely (Accrington Stanley)
Simon Walton (Crawley Town)

OVERALL RESULT: LUFFY, A SURPRISE WINNER FOR THE BLADES!