Gameweek I – Underwhelming Debut

Something of a whimper than a bang for this first two rounds of this year’s contest.

The results are as follows:

ArsenalFourAnthony Stokes x 2 (Celtic), Henri Lansbury (Nottingham Forest) and Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Bristol City)

Owls ThreeGrant Holt (Wigan Athletic), Leon Best (Blackburn Rovers) and Rory McArdle (Bradford City)

Posh FourLee Frecklington x2 (Rotherham United), Alfie Potter (Oxford United) x2

Sheffield_United_FCthreeAnthony Stokes (Celtic) x2, Danny Webber (Accrington Stanley)

NEW ENTRY CHARLTON – STILL BEING RECOUNTED – BARNEY PLEASE DO THE HONOURS….

In the absence of any pre-selected categories, we have:
HandcuffsKNOWN TO THE AUTHORITIES – featuring Troy Deeney (Affray)

Unpleasant Local DerbyUNPLEASANT LOCAL DERBY – Preston North End v Blackpool (17miles)

GubbaTHE GUB SCALE:  No Gubs in the UK leagues, though Wigan did give Barnsley a Damn Good Seeing-to, ditto Orient to Carlisle, Brora to Clachnacuddin and Inverurie Locos to Strathspey Thistle.

However, in the Scottish League Cup, Raith Rovers did us proud, mullah-ing Queen’s Park. Cowdenbeath also duly gubbed Berwick, and Morton gave East Fife a Damn Good Seeing-to.

OVERALL RESULT: A Joint win for my Arsenal side and Barney’s Peterborough United. Curses!