Zinger
Barney: McGuigan counter-punches for stranraer {before Dunfermline added a further 5}
Chris: Arararararararrararrraarrrr…. (see below for explanation)
Howard: {John} Baird scores for Falkirk – will that be on tv?

The Dread Hand of Barney
Dan Wright (Cheltenham), former Glapwell FC striker Lee Gregory (now at Millwall), and the students’ friend Troy Deeney, all “worked a shift”, but failed to break the curse.

Pagga!
No. Only happens when Barney does not put it down

Local Boy Makes Good
Ontario, Canada’s David ‘Junir’ Hoilett

Are You My Fag?
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake (Chesterfield) and regular contributor Keanu Marsh-Brown (Forest Green)

Darwinism In Action
Dunfermline first by 10pts – 6 – Stranraer (7th out of 10 teams) – 1

Stealth Gub
Barney – called Wigan Athletic v Bury at 2-0 on 11 min – Finished – 3-0 FAILED!
Howard – called Dunfermline v Stranraer at 4-1 on 54 min, and prompted by Barney – Finished – 6-1 SUCCESS!
Chris – Hungover after a staff jolly – all paid for by us, the paying public. That’s why the fares are so high. Write to your MP, write to the European Parliament. Write to NATO. Write to anyone who’ll listen.

Old School
Samuel Stanton (Livingston), no doubt popped it in past ol’ Bert Trautmann…or maybe not