Season 3 Game 37 (26-29 Feb)

THE barton fink and the mysterious girl on blueberry hillHEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So named because of the weekend birthdays of John Turturro (59), Peter Andre (43) and Fats Domino (88).

THE CATEGORIES

ZingerZinger
Barney:
McGuigan counter-punches for stranraer {before Dunfermline added a further 5}
Chris: Arararararararrararrraarrrr…. (see below for explanation)
Howard: {John} Baird scores for Falkirk – will that be on tv?

The Dread Hand Of BarneyThe Dread Hand of Barney
Dan Wright (Cheltenham), former Glapwell FC striker Lee Gregory (now at Millwall), and the students’ friend Troy Deeney, all “worked a shift”, but failed to break the curse.

Pagga!Pagga!
No. Only happens when Barney does not put it down

Local Boy Makes GoodLocal Boy Makes Good
Ontario, Canada’s David ‘Junir’ Hoilett

Are You My Fag?Are You My Fag?
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake (Chesterfield) and regular contributor Keanu Marsh-Brown (Forest Green)

Darwinism In ActionDarwinism In Action
Dunfermline first by 10pts – 6 – Stranraer (7th out of 10 teams) – 1

Stealth GubStealth Gub
Barney
– called Wigan Athletic v Bury at 2-0 on 11 min – Finished – 3-0 FAILED!
Howard
– called Dunfermline v Stranraer at 4-1 on 54 min, and prompted by Barney – Finished – 6-1 SUCCESS!
Chris
– Hungover after a staff jolly – all paid for by us, the paying public. That’s why the fares are so high. Write to your MP, write to the European Parliament. Write to NATO. Write to anyone who’ll listen.

Old SchoolOld School
Samuel Stanton (Livingston), no doubt popped it in past ol’ Bert Trautmann…or maybe not

Miscellany

Nothing here. Move along.

The Results

sheffield-wednesday-box
FiveConnor Wickham (Crystal Palace) x2
Grant Holt (Rochdale)
Marcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Michail Antonio (West Ham United)


SevenDanny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur)
David Ball (Fleetwood Town)
Nicky Ajose (Swindon Town) x2 – counting double
Saido Berahino (West Bromwich Albion)

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FiveMarcus Tudgay (Coventry City)
Yann Kermorgant (Reading) x2 – counting double

Arsenal
OneCesc Fabregas (Chelsea). Boooo.


ThreeChristian Nade (Dumbarton)
Kyel Reid (Bradford City, on loan from Preston North End)
Scott Boden (Newport County)

OVERALL RESULT: A WEEK OF RESPITE FOR LUFFY AS BARNEY’S POSH TAKE THE CAKE!