Thunder and lightning.
Enter three WITCHES.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
When the hurlyburly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
(MACBETH ACT I SCENE I)
There’s yer actual kulcher…or was that him who married Demi Moore for a while…
Anyway, we convened the three c*nts for the first time this season, and here are the results of the Danish Jury…
THE “I DIDN’T KNOW NOTTS COUNTY WERE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP” HEAD IN HANDS LEAGUE
LIVE FROM THE PHONE BOX: Tranmere Rovers v Crawley
REVERSE CHURCHILL: Motherwell 1 up after a minute who went to the interval still leading. Cue the inspiring team-talk…and down 3-1 (Close was Eddie Howe – Bournemouth, who were drawing 1-all and went down 6-1. Worthy of a mention.)
Josh Brizzell (Hyde) – sent off twice in 3 games. Also Docherty at Livingston – sent off in successive games.
Candidates for next week:
- James Vaughan (Huddersfield Town – 3 in 2)
- Troy Deeney (Watford, ditto)
- David Ball (Fleetwood Town – ditto)
- Will Grigg (Brentford – 2 in 2)
Robin bloody van Persie x2 (Manchester United) – football’s “Mr Loyalty”, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Bristol City)
Ryan Lowe (Tranmere Rovers), Leon Clarke (Coventry City), Mark Reynolds (Aberdeen)
RECENT ENTRY CHARLTON – CURRENTLY BEING COUNTED – BARNEY, PLEASE ELUCIDATE!