Season 4 Game 43 (10-13 Mar)

THE ‘Kryten’s In For The Kill, Like A Mad Man’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So named because of the weekend birthdays of Red Dwarf’s Robert Llewellyn (60), La Roux (29), and Jon Hamm (46)

THE CATEGORIES

ZingerZinger
Barney:
‘Hull City’s target man kicks Swansea in the {Oumar} Niasse’
Chris: *PASS!*
Howard: ‘Yeovil Town’s {Bevis} Mugabi is dictating the game’

The Dread Hand Of BarneyThe Dread Hand of Barney
Was said to be ‘unimpressed’ after finally catching a glimpse of The Walking Dead, stating the zombies ‘look nothing like real zombies, but this could be solved with a few shiny pennies in my pocket and a call to the fella below’. Its mood was improved by blanking Burnley’s Andre Gray, Bury’s James Vaughan and Blackpool’s Brad Potts.

DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEYDon’t Call Me Shirley
Alex Jones at Bradford City [shouldn’t she/he be doing The One Show??] or Dagenham & Redbridge’s Jordan Maguire-Drew  amply qualify here.

Pagga!Pagga!
A few flashpoints Jason, but no mutual reds I fear.

Known To The AuthoritiesKnown To The Authorities
Edinburgh City’s Derek Riordan. There’s been a few, your honour. Largely involving the words ‘bar’ ‘nightclub’ and ‘assault’. Clearly why he’s down at lowly Edinburgh and not Rangers or Celtic.

Fresh HellFresh Hell
Scunthorpe United’s Graham Alexander saw his charges lose 3-2 to Gillingham via 3 penalties awarded to the home team. Correctness of choice for category confirmed with subsequent charge of Foul and Abusive language toward Officials. Accepted.

Stealth GubStealth Gub
Barney
– called Solihull Moors v Braintree Town at 0-3 on 26 min – Finished: 3-3 – FAILED!
Howard
– called Dumbarton v Raith Rovers at 3-0 on 47 min – Finished: 4-0 – FAILED!
Chris
– called Stevenage v Bolton Wanderers at 1-2 on 45 min – Finished: 2-4 – FAILED!

Youre not a kid anymoreYou’re Not A Kid Anymore
Matty Pearson at Accrington Stanley is 26 and far too old for all that childish naming nonsense.

Miscellany

Sadly this is as blank as the average Big Brother contestant…

The Results

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FourChris Eagles (Port Vale)
Daryl Murphy (Newcastle United)
Mark Beevers (Bolton Wanderers)
Michail Antonio (West Ham United)


FourHarry Toffolo (Scunthorpe United on loan from Norwich City)
Kieran Agard (Milton Keynes Dons)
Nathaniel Mendez-Laing (Rochdale)
Nicky Ajose (Swindon Town on loan from Charlton Athletic)

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EightBradley Goldberg (Bromley)
Chris Eagles (Port Vale)
Conor McAleny (Oxford United on loan from Everton)
Jamal Campbell-Ryce (Barnet)
Josh Wright (Gillingham) x3
Nicky Bailey (Sutton United)

Arsenal
TwoJordan Wynter (Bromley)
Rhys Murphy (Crawley Town on loan from Forest Green Rovers)


SixAndy Butler (Doncaster Rovers)
Conor Sammon (Kilmarnock on loan from Heart of Midlothian)
Jamal Campbell-Ryce (Barnet)
Michael Doyle (Portsmouth)
Nathaniel Mendez-Laing (Rochdale)
Steve Davies (Rochdale)

OVERALL RESULT: NEVER IN DOUBT – ANOTHER WIN FOR CHARLTON KEEPS THE TITLE RACE OPEN (ISH)!