Season 5 Game 20 (17-20 Nov)

THIS IS THE START OF A NEW AND EXCITING POST!

THE we’re all girls aloud in the panic room HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So named because of the weekend birthdays of RuPaul (57), Kimberley Walsh (36) and Jodie Foster (55).

THE CATEGORIES

Zinger
All efforts shredded by Barney so you’ll have to suffer one made up on the spot – “Dagenham & Redbridge’s Scott Doe scored – Doe’s goal has cost Guiseley deer”. There. I hope you’re not happy now…

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This week’s cursed souls were Mo Salah at Liverpool [SCORED…TWICE!], Kieran Dowell [FAILED] at Nottingham Forest and Kristian Dennis at Chesterfield [SCORED!]. Heads will obviously roll for this unprecedented success…

Stealth GubStealth Gub
Seems to have been problems with the mic this week, as none appear to have been called, or at least recorded…

Miscellany

Categories were due to be Known To The Authorities, Diamond Lights, Old School, Bendtner, and one that Barney insists is a category – Is It Cup Week? It was not cup week.

The Results

David McGoldrick (Ipswich Town)
Jordan Spence (Ipswich Town)
Leon Clarke (Sheffield United)
Steven MacLean (St Johnstone)


Britt Assombalonga (Middlesbrough)
Craig Mackail-Smith (Wycombe Wanderers) x3
Dwight Gayle (Newcastle United)
Jonathan Obika (Oxford United)
Kieran Agard (Milton Keynes Dons) x2
Kyle Vassell (Blackpool) – counting double against old club
Shaun Brisley (Notts County)

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Frank Nouble (Newport County)
Harry Arter (Bournemouth)
Joe Pigott (Maidstone United on loan from Cambridge United)
Jonathan Obika (Oxford United)
Leon Clarke (Sheffield United)
Rhys Browne (Yeovil Town)

Arsenal
Anthony Stokes (Hibernian)


Anthony Stokes (Hibernian)
Che Adams (Birmingham City)
Chris Porter (Crewe Alexandra)
Matt Done (Rochdale)

OVERALL RESULT: A MASSIVE WIN FOR THE POSH.