Season 5 Game 24 (1-4 December 2017)

THIS IS THE START OF A NEW AND EXCITING POST!

THE ‘overprotected? powerless? elimentary!’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So named because of the weekend birthdays of Britney Spears (36), Nelly Furtado [steady, Barney!] (39) and Lucy Liu (49).

THE CATEGORIES

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All successfully deleted by Barney, so I will inflict one made up on the spot on you. So, your prize is…. “[Scott] Tiffoney scores – he has had the Brechin defenders for Breakfast.” [Breakfast…Tiffany…come on, don’t fall asleep…]. Note: Greenock Morton went on to win 4-1.

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Jamille Matt at Grimsby Town [DIDN’T PLAY], Bernard Mensah at Aldershot Town [NO] and Matej Vydra at Derby County [SCORED!]  are this week’s victims. Poor Matej…

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We were all gubless this week.

Miscellany

The original planned categories were And Stay Out!, Claridge Clock, Not A Kid, Make Ya Ma Proud and Day Trip To Brighton.

The Results

Gary Madine (Bolton Wanderers) x2
Eddie Nolan (Crewe Alexandra)
Steven MacLean (St Johnstone)


Craig Mackail-Smith (Wycombe Wanderers)
Dwight Gayle (Newcastle United)
Erhun Oztumer (Walsall)
Kieran Agard (Milton Keynes Dons) x2
Mark Little (Bolton Wanderers)
Nathaniel Knight-Percival (Bradford City)
Nicky Ajose (Bury on loan from Charlton Athletic) x2
Tommy Rowe (Doncaster Rovers) x2

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Josh Wright (Southend United)
Martyn Waghorn (Ipswich Town)

Arsenal
Henri Lansbury (Aston Villa)


Chris Porter (Crewe Alexandra) x2
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Jon Stead (Notts County)
Lyle Taylor (AFC Wimbledon) x2
Marc McNulty (Coventry City)
Matt Done (Rochdale)

OVERALL RESULT: A MIGHTY 11 POINT WIN FOR THE POSH!