Season 5 Game 27 (22-23 Dec)

THIS IS THE START OF A NEW AND EXCITING POST!

THE HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE CHRISTMAS ‘SPECIAL’…

So named because of the christmassy birthdays of Father Christmas (indeterminate age), Jesus, and Noel Edmonds  (69…ooer).

THE CATEGORIES

Zinger
No Christmas Cracker jokes from this round of football (and Barney was stuck at the North Pole and wasn’t out anyway) – so here’s one:
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
 One that’s deep pan, crisp and even!
There. Have that!

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Selected yuletide curses were placed on: Shawn McCoulsky at Newport County (DIDN’T SCORE!), Alfredo Morelos at Rangers (DIDN’T SCORE!) and Billy Bodin at Bristol Rovers (DIDN’T SCORE! – a clean sweep, in fact)

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Gubless again, argh! (Only the turkey was stuffed…?)

Miscellany

The categories were to have been Known To The Authorities, Fresh Hell, Make Ya Ma Proud, Don’t Call Me Shirley and An Evening With Paul Robinson.

The Results

Gary Madine (Bolton Wanderers)


Jevani Brown (Cambridge United) x2
Paul Taylor (Bradford City)
Shaun Brisley (Notts County)
Toumani Diagouraga (Plymouth Argyle)

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Michael Turner (Southend United) o.g.

Arsenal
Anthony Stokes (Hibernian)
Chuks Aneke (Milton Keynes Dons)
Semi Ajayi (Rotherham United)


Anthony Stokes (Hibernian)
Harry Maguire (Leicester City)
Jonathan Forte (Notts County)
Lyle Taylor (AFC Wimbledon)
Marc McNulty (Coventry City) x2
Michael Doyle (Coventry City)

OVERALL RESULT: A FESTIVE WIN FOR THE BLADES!