Season 5 Game 29 (29-31 Dec)

THIS IS THE START OF A NEW AND EXCITING POST!

THE ‘wombles, in delirium, walking in the air’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE

So named because of the weekend birthdays of Bernard Cribbins (89), Ellie Goulding (31), and Aled Jones (47).

THE CATEGORIES

Zinger
Barney shredded the previous evidence so you’ve asked for it again – “[Alfie] Potter scores for Mansfield – was it a Lowe shot?” [For our younger viewers, Arthur Lowe was in a sitcom called Potter. Lowe. Arthur Lowe.oh, .come on… Dad’s Army… no not Toby Jones…argh…forget it”

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Inih Effiong at Woking (SCORED!), Billy Kee at Accrington Stanley (SCORED!) and Marko Arnautovic at West Ham United (DIDN’T PLAY). Mixed results for the evil spirit…

Stealth GubStealth Gub
Gubless again this time, sadly

Miscellany

Planned categories were Claridge Clock, Are You My Fag?, Not A Kid Anymore, Bendtner! [and “Cup Week”]…

The Results

Aiden McGeady (Sunderland)
Gary Madine (Bolton Wanderers)
Jacques Maghoma (Birmingham City)
Vadaine Oliver (Morecambe)


Alfie Potter (Mansfield Town)
David Ball (Rotherham United)
Jonathan Obika (Oxford United)
Lee Angol (Mansfield Town)
Peter Grant (Falkirk)
Ryan Bennett (Wolverhampton Wanderers)

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Jonathan Obika (Oxford United)
Yann Kermorgant (Reading)

Arsenal
Chuks Aneke (Milton Keynes Dons)
Semi Ajayi (Rotherham United)


Conor Sammon (Partick Thistle on loan from Heart of Midlothian)
Lyle Taylor (AFC Wimbledon)
Marc McNulty (Coventry City)
Otis Khan (Yeovil Town)

OVERALL RESULT: FURTHER GLOOM FOR THE POSH!