Season 8 Game 26 (12-15 March)

THE ROUND-UP

In the spirit of our motto – None Shall Escape – here is a much-truncated collection of the final weeks of Season 8. It may be later than Northern Rail, but it’s finally got here. Somehow. This means no Categories or Zingers (shame!), just the results.

Anyway, before the break, the scores were :

ARSENAL – 0
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY – 3
CHARLTON ATHLETIC – 3 1/2
PETERBOROUGH UNITED – 9
SHEFFIELD UNITED – 9 1/2

GAME 26 – The Voice of a Desperate Housewife Freakin’ Out (12/3 – 15/3)

Will I Am, Eva Longoria (both 46) and Graham Coxon (53) are your birthdays.

Categories would be Darwinism, Not A Kid, Local Boy, Cup Week and Category without a name with Dallas at Weymouth, Watson at Northampton and List at Stevenage going up against an enemy unknown to mankind…

Sheffield Wednesday 2
Vadaine Oliver (Gillingham) x2

Sheffield United 4
Che Adams (Southampton)
Conor Washington (Charlton Athletic)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Nathaniel Mendez-Laing (Middlesbrough)

Arsenal 3
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Livingston)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil Town) x2

Peterborough United 8
Conor Washington (Charlton Athletic)
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Jamie Walker (Heart of Midlothian)
Kyle Dempsey (Gillingham)
Nathaniel Mendez-Laing (Middlesbrough)
Rhys Bennett (Carlisle United) x2
Ryan Tafazolli (Wycombe Wanderers)

Charlton Athletic 0


GAME 27 – Keep This Fire Burning through Captain Kirk’s Darkest Hour (19/3-22/3).

Beverley Knight (47), William Shatner (90!) and Gary Oldman (63) are your birthdays.

Fresh Hell, Shirley, Burberry, Fag and PAUL ROBINSON!!! are your categories.

Hemmings at Burton, Ayew at Swansea andCharles at Accy face a grim, unyielding future.

Sheffield Wednesday 5
Aden Flint (Cardiff City)
Ayo Obileye (Queen of the South)
Kieran Lee (Bolton Wanderers)
Richard Wood (Rotherham United)
Vadaine Oliver (Gillingham)

Sheffield United 2
Callum McFadzean (Sunderland)
Scott Boden (Torquay United)

Arsenal 3
Danny Welbeck (Brighton and Hove Albion)
Josh Rees (Aldershot Town) x2

Peterborough United 5
Danny Lloyd (Tranmere Rovers)
Harry Beautyman (Sutton United)
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Josh McQuoid (Weymouth)
Tyrone Barnett (Eastleigh)

Charlton Athletic 3
Ayo Obileye (Queen of the South)
Michael Smith (Rotherham United)
Richard Wood (Rotherham United)


GAME 28 – No titles or Categories given – [26/3-29/3]

Sheffield Wednesday 1
Caolan Lavery (Walsall)

Sheffield United 3
Caolan Lavery (Walsall)
James Hanson (Grimsby Town)
Stephen Quinn (Mansfield Town on loan from Burton Albion)

Arsenal 0

Peterborough United 4
Charlie Lee (Yeovil Town)
Jack Payne (Eastleigh)
Jason Cummings (Dundee)
Tom Conlon (Port Vale)

Charlton Athletic 3
Frank Nouble (Colchester United on loan from Plymouth Argyle)
Joe Pigott (AFC Wimbledon)
Sullay Kaikai (Blackpool)


GAME 29 – ‘Frank and the Manageress are In For A Penny’ – [2/4-5/4]

Michael Fassbender (44), Cherie Lunghi (69) and Steven Mulhern (44) are this week’s birthdays.

Categories are Where’s Russell, Day Trip To Brighton, Old School, Don’t Mean Nuthin’, Claridge Clock. and Ennis at Plymouth, Marquis at Portsmouth and Magennis at Hull taking on something semi-mythical that’s not the Easter Bunny….

Oh, alright, here’s a Zinger from Barney: ‘Cuddihy’ open the scoring for Clyde?

Sheffield Wednesday 4
Aiden McGeady (Sunderland) x2 (2 games)
Lucas Joao (Reading)
Steven Fletcher (Stoke City)

Sheffield United 7
Callum Robinson (West Bromwich Albion) x2
Chris Porter (Crewe Alexandra)
Clayton Donaldson (Bradford City)
John Brayford (Burton Albion)
Scott Hogan (Birmingham City)
Sean McGinty (Greenock Morton)

Arsenal 3
Chris Willock (Queens Park Rangers)
Danny Welbeck (Brighton and Hove Albion)
Josh Rees (Aldershot Town)

Peterborough United 2
Callum Elder (Hull City)
Matty Godden (Coventry City)

Charlton Athletic 6
Callum Harriott (Colchester United)
Conor McAleny (Oldham Athletic) x2
Josh Magennis (Hull City)
Paul Smyth (Accrington Stanley)
Sullay Kaikai (Blackpool)


GAME 30 – Rey is The One That Got Away down Old Town Road – [9/4-12/4].

Birthdays for Daisy Ridley (29) Hardy Kruger (93!) and Lil Nas X (22)

Categories are Known To The Authorities, Make Ya Ma Proud, Darwinism, Reverse Churchill and Born In Burberry

Pukki at Norwich, Reid at Stockport and Henderson at Salford face a harder challenge than jumping Becher’s Brook without a horse….

Sheffield Wednesday 4
Jacob Murphy (Newcastle United)
Kieran Lee (Bolton Wanderers)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Will Keane (Wigan Athletic)

Sheffield United 6
Callum Robinson (West Bromwich Albion)
David Brooks (Bournemouth)
Joe Ironside (Cambridge United)
Kieran Dowell (Norwich City)
Marc McNulty (Dundee United on loan from Reading)
Matt Phillips (West Bromwich Albion)

Arsenal 1
Chris Willock (Queens Park Rangers)

Peterborough United 4
Carl Piergianni (Oldham Athletic)
George Moncur (Luton Town)
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Jamie Walker (Heart of Midlothian)

Charlton Athletic 7
Conor McAleny (Oldham Athletic)
Frank Nouble (Colchester United on loan from Plymouth Argyle)
Joe Aribo (Rangers)
Joe Dodoo (Wigan Athletic)
Joe Pigott (AFC Wimbledon)
Josh Magennis (Hull City)
Sullay Kaikai (Blackpool)


GAME 31 – When Saturday Comes, The Tenth Doctor is a Bad Boy – [16/4-19/4]

Sean Bean (62), David Tennant (50) and Martin Lawrence (56) are your birthdays.

AND STAY OUT!. PAGGA!. Cup Week, Diamond Lights and Local Boy are your categories.

Greonwald at Bournemouth, Dykes at QPR and Earing at Halifax hope ‘that’ is busy elsewhere today…

Sheffield Wednesday 2
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Vadaine Oliver (Gillingham)

Sheffield United 4
Harrison McGahey (Scunthorpe United)
Lee Evans (Wigan Athletic)
Michael O’Halloran (St Johnstone)
Shaun Miller (Bolton Wanderers)

Arsenal 2
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Livingston) x2

Peterborough United 3
Kyle Vassell (Fleetwood Town)
Matty Godden (Coventry City)
Peter Grant (Queen’s Park)

Charlton Athletic 6
Conor McAleny (Oldham Athletic)
Joe Dodoo (Wigan Athletic)
Joe Pigott (AFC Wimbledon) x2
Josh Magennis (Hull City)
Tobi Sho-Silva (Sutton United)


GAME 32 – Scarface and Bridget Jones at the crease – [23/4-26/4]

Al Pacino (81), Renee Zelwegger (52) and Sachin Tendulkar (48) are the birthdays.

Categories are Don’t Call Me Shirley, Are You My Fag?, Unpleasant Local Derby, Not A Kid Anymore and Oyster Card.

Scully at Lincoln, Cole at Motherwell and Oates at Hartlepool are the week’s new adversaries for an old, old foe.

Sheffield Wednesday 4
David McGoldrick (Sheffield United)
James Tavernier (Rangers)
Vadaine Oliver (Gillingham)
Will Keane (Wigan Athletic)

Sheffield United 6
Clayton Donaldson (Bradford City)
Colin Kazim-Richards (Derby County)
Conor Sammon (Falkirk)
Marc McNulty (Dundee United on loan from Reading) x2
Matt Done (Rochdale)

Arsenal 1
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil Town)

Peterborough United 3
Jason Cummings (Dundee)
Kane Ferdinand (Woking)
Tom Conlon (Port Vale)

Charlton Athletic 3
Conor McAleny (Oldham Athletic)
Josh Magennis (Hull City)
Tony Watt (Motherwell)


GAME 33 – The Rock Says World Of Sport was Absolutely Fabulous – [30/4-3/5]

Dwayne Johnson (49), the great and powerful Dickie Davies (88) and Joanna Lumley (75) are your birthdays.

Sarr at Watford, Mendes Gomes at Morecambe and Fernandes at Man Yoo hope against hope for some end of season cheer…

Categories were to be: Fresh Hell, Old School, Born In Burberry, Don’t Mean Nuthin and Paul Robinson!!!!

Jeff “Wiggy” Stelling asked Lee Hendrie to describe the Swansea City v Derby County game so far – “It’s raining.” [It perked up later, Swansea winning 2-1].

Sheffield Wednesday 4
Chris Maguire (Sunderland)
Michail Antonio (West Ham United) x2
Ryan Croasdale (Stockport County)

Sheffield United 6
Ched Evans (Preston North End)
Conor Sammon (Falkirk)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Kieran Dowell (Norwich City) x2
Matt Done (Rochdale)

Arsenal 3
Chuks Aneke (Charlton Athletic)
Danny Welbeck (Brighton and Hove Albion)
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (Livingston)

Peterborough United 6
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Jason Cummings (Dundee) x2
Josh Davison (Forest Green Rovers)
Ricky Miller (Aldershot Town)
Tyrone Barnett (Eastleigh)

Charlton Athletic 3
Joe Dodoo (Wigan Athletic)
Joe Pigott (AFC Wimbledon)
Josh Magennis (Hull City)


GAME 34 – Are you still having fun on Planet Earth? Fat Chance… – [7/5-10/5]

Birthdays for Eagle-Eye Cherry (53) David Attenborough (95) and Paul Heaton (59).

Categories are Russell, Claridge, Proud, Darwinism and Category without a name and we’ll go with Pigott at AFC Wimbledon, Nisbet at Hibs and Rees at Aldershot to have the same sinking feeling of a Labour councillor 24 hours before the polls open…

Two ROCK Birthdays to cheer you up though. Motorhead’s lead guitarist Phil Campbell (62) and the ‘proper’ Whitesnake axeman Bermie Marsden (70)

Sheffield Wednesday 5
Hallam Hope (Swindon Town)
Lloyd Isgrove (Bolton Wanderers)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Vadaine Oliver (Gillingham)
Will Keane (Wigan Athletic)

Sheffield United 5
Chris Porter (Crewe Alexandra)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (Everton)
Kyle McFadzean (Coventry City) x2 [1 o.g.]
Stephen Quinn (Mansfield Town on loan from Burton Albion)

Arsenal 1
Craig Eastmond (Sutton United)

Peterborough United 4
Ben Nugent (Barnet) o.g.
Gwion Edwards (Ipswich Town)
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Lloyd Isgrove (Bolton Wanderers)

Charlton Athletic 2
Martyn Waghorn (Derby County) x2


GAME 35 – [14/5-16/5]

Thought to be the last of the season and didn’t have a title or categories. However….

Sheffield Wednesday 0

Sheffield United 3
Che Adams (Southampton)
Scott Boden (Torquay United on loan from Chesterfield) x2

Arsenal 2
Danny Welbeck (Brighton and Hove Albion)
Theo Walcott (Southampton on loan from Everton)

Peterborough United 2
Joe Lewis (Aberdeen) o.g.
Tyrone Barnett (Eastleigh)

Charlton Athletic 0


GAME 36 [21/5-24/5]
Actually there were enough teams so, for the final time…

Sheffield Wednesday 2
Connor Kirby (Altrincham on loan from Harrogate Town)
David McGoldrick (Sheffield United)

Sheffield United 0

Arsenal 0

Peterborough United 2
Charlie Lee (Yeovil Town)
Ivan Toney (Brentford)

Charlton Athletic 0


ARSENAL – 0
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY – 4 1/2
CHARLTON ATHLETIC – 5 1/2
PETERBOROUGH UNITED – 12 1/2
SHEFFIELD UNITED – 13 1/2

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