THE ‘Common People in the Madagascar Jungle’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
Birthdays on this skivey week were for Jarvis Cocker (58), Jada Pinkett Smith (50) and Goldie (56).
No others were recorded (a likely story).
The title was almost “Cocker, David Seaman and Joanne Catherall – Common People ‘shed’ One Man…”.
Categories were to be: Make Ya Ma Proud, It Don’t Mean Nuthin’, Unpleasant Local Derby, Darwinism Incarnate and Category Without A Name.
Arbroath’s Michael McKenna, Morecambe’s Cole Stockton and Ben Brereton-Diaz at Blackburn Rovers may become fresh meat for the Eternal One.
No candidates for the Dread Hand of Barney were identified – obviously they were given a temporary reprieve from eternal damnation.
Adam King (Alloa Athletic)
Ivan Toney (Brentford)
Jack Payne (Crawley Town)
Josh McQuoid (Weymouth)
Matt Stevens (Forest Green Rovers)
Michael Bostwick (Burton Albion) o.g.
Saido Berahino (Sheffield Wednesday)
Tommy Rowe (Doncaster Rovers)