THE TAXI FOR MANI HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
Mani from overrated band The Stone Roses was about a billion years old this weekend. As for Taxi! – it was Danny De Vito’s birthday on the 17th of November. At 69 (snigger) he still has some way before getting to the age that all celebs seem to die – 86.
The Categories

- Macclesfield Town’s Connor Jennings got 2!
- St Mirren’s Steven Thompson – FAILED!
- Coventry City’s Leon Clarke scored on Sunday (as Owls and Addicks fans know!)

- Howard – Woking 2-2 Hyde on 54 finished 3-2.
- Chris – Gateshead 3-0 Salisbury on 58 finished 3-2
- Barney – Halifax 3-0 Aldershot on 47 finished 4-0

Cheyenne Dunkley scores for Kidderminster Harriers:
Jeff Stelling says “Wrexham in heap big trouble!”. How!

FAILED!

Clayton Donaldson with a brace for Brentford against Crewe, but didn’t celebrate, so it might not count. Clearly this meant *something*…

Cody MacDonald of Gillingham

FAILED!

FAILED!

Hyde are now 17 points away from safety and have landed in the travel pages…
The Results
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Leon Clarke (Coventry City)
Scott Rendell (Woking), Kwesi Appiah (Cambridge United) x2
Leon Clarke (Coventry City), Dany N’Guessan (Swindon Town)
Billy Clarke (Crawley Town), Chris Robertson (Port Vale), Claude Davis (Rotherham United), John-Joe O’Toole (Bristol Rovers), Kevan Hurst (Southend United)
Miscellany
Ian Mc Shane scored for Queen Of The South, which made the opposition Swearengen…get it? Oh come on…
Another former ‘A Trialist’ was unmasked – Steven Bell of Stranraer (no relation to Barney’s dad)
Just because it wasn’t on the list, there was an excellent Reverse Churchill at the Cowdenbeath – Hamilton game. At half-time, Cowdenbeath were 2 up, by full time, 4-2 down!
And on the subject of categories that never were- Prestatyn Town fought like beavers to beat Port Talbot in the Welsh Premier League game. After 55 minutes, Prestatyn were 1 nil down and had 9 men (it was 10 v 9 on 62 though) BUT they fought like beavers to win 2-1!
Finally some interesting high scores in the Highland Football League:-
Rothes 0-9 Cove Rangers (A Dry Wyngarde)
Turriff United 7-0 Lossiemouth (A Wham!)