THE ‘American Beauty throwing a long pointy stick wednesday’ HEAD-IN-HANDS LEAGUE
So named because of the weekend birthdays of Mena Suvari (42), Steve Backley (52) and Christina Ricci (41!).

Barney: [Due to Barney trying to get out of doing it thinking there were less than 40 matches on this weekend, there is a lack of categories, zingers etc]
Chris: [deleted by Barney?]
Howard: Chris, who has been sent off, is very Solly.
The Dread Hand took a well-earned week off to hang around Westminster and was puzzled as to why none of its’ tried-and-tested arcane spells were working on the Cabinet from Hell. Not even the moving-in gift from Vlad the Impaler could get through and our spectral friend was considering if B & Q had anything in stock that could pierce their thick skin…
Barney – called [nothing, for the skivey reasons mentioned previously] !
Howard – called Watford v Bristol City at 2-0 on 24min – Finished: 6-0!!! – GUB ACHIEVED! [Mullahed, actually, according to our Gub Scale]
Chris – called Sunderland v Doncaster Rovers at 3-0 on 36min – Finished: 4-1 – FAILED!

Chris Solly’s red card (featured earlier) was one of three given out at the final whistle in the game between Havant & Waterlooville and Ebbsfleet United, so this would have been a clear PAGGA!, had it been on the list. The final score matched the numbers of sending off [1-2].
Ex-Gunner Chuks Aneke won our Category Without A Name, when he scored then later managed to get himself sent off later in Charlton Athletic’s game with Gillingham [the Gills won 3-2 away].


Ayo Obileye (Queen of the South)
Sam Winnall (Oxford United)
Josh Knight (Wycombe Wanderers on loan from Leicester City)
Kyle Dempsey (Gillingham)
Mark O’Hara (Motherwell)
Michael Bostwick (Burton Albion)
Ayo Obileye (Queen of the South)
Callum Harriott (Colchester United)
Frank Nouble (Colchester United on loan from Plymouth Argyle)
Johann Berg Gudmundsson (Burnley)
Chuks Aneke (Charlton Athletic)
Olivier Giroud (Chelsea)
Rhys Murphy (Yeovil Town)
Colin Kazim-Richards (Derby County)
Matthew Lowton (Burnley)

HALF EACH FOR POSH AND CHARLTON!
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