THE ‘Michelle Fowler’s Shallow Grave in the Night Garden’ Head-In-Hands League
So called due to the midweek birthdays of Suzanne “Michelle Fowler” Tully (44), film director Danny Boyle (58) and Sir Derek Jacobi, voice of In The Night Garden, among other things (76).
Admittedly, two of these are for the Monday, but it might spoil an otherwise good title to choose someone else cf. “Professional Yorkshireman’s Karaoke in the Night Garden” (Geoff Boycott, Saffron Burrows, Derek Jacobi)
FINAL SCORES
Conor Henderson (Crawley Town)
Jay Simpson (Leyton Orient)
Michael Smith (Swindon Town)
Bastien Hery (Rochdale)
Ben Marshall (Blackburn Rovers)
Benik Afobe (Milton Keynes Dons)
Daryl Murphy (Ipswich Town)
Michail Antonio (Nottingham Forest) x2
Billy Clarke (Bradford City)
Danny Philliskirk (Oldham Athletic)
Darius Henderson (Leyton Orient)
Jonathan Forte (Oldham Athletic) x2
Kyle McFadzean (Milton Keynes Dons)
Lyle Taylor (Scunthorpe United)
Paul Gallagher (Preston North End)
Alfie Potter (Oxford United)
David Ball (Fleetwood Town)
Jonson Clarke-Harris (Rotherham United)
Kwesi Appiah (Cambridge United)
Russell Martin (Norwich City)